Category: current affairs

9/11

Sept11
AP Photo – Mike Segar

baggage

Lindsay Lohan’s bag was recovered after it went missing at Heathrow Airport.

I’m so relieved, you know, because the way the media reported that story you’d think she had something really important in that bag, like say, documents proving the existence of WMD’s in Iraq, or a secret map to where Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur have been hanging out since their staged deaths, or maybe even the cure for cancer.

Christ. Next time I lose something I am sending out a press release.

Because skinnier anchors do a better job?

Digitally-altered Katie Couric

ya think?

Karr’s DNA doesn’t match

Two Questions

Freaky ‘Sixth Sense’ kid crashes car

two questions:

1. he can afford better than a ‘95 saturn, right?
2. how is it possible that he is already 18 years old?

The Gay State: sjc, what you smoking?


Court ruling could allow gay marriage question on 2008 ballot

We have gay marriage here in Massachusetts, can’t we just leave it at that?

I know it’s not that simple, but you would think that after these past two years of gay marriages without the apocalypse, that we all could just grow some gonads and let things be as they may, despite the fact that the rest of the country has not had the decency to evolve to our standards.

I love living in Massachusetts because it’s the only state that can boast true equality – on the books. Don’t go making me eat my words in 2008.

randumbs

- These class action lawsuits, not so much for the class action but for the money in lawyer’s pocket action.

- I must have been too focused on the mayor of Chicopee, because I missed this story about riots in Paris.

3s

You know how they say things happen in threes? Well, what does that mean really? Does Marlon Brando make the number of celebrity deaths in a row three? (1. Ronald Reagan 2. Ray Charles) or do they have to happen in the same month? Criteria, people

Moore’s Trailer

The trailer for Fahrenheit 911 is up for your viewing pleasure.

[Link via MovieBoy]

Moore’s Trailer

The trailer for Fahrenheit 911 is up for your viewing pleasure.

[Link via MovieBoy]